OK, so I love silly, old but funny jokes and thought that I would try to share some of my old favorites! Some are ones I grew up repeating, others I have learned along the way, but regardless, I am going to share them with y'all. I know, I know, jokes- the gifts that keep on giving. So here goes! And let me remind you that I am in no way a jokespert! You know, a joke expert. I just wanted to give a laugh while I took one for myself!
Let the jokes begin!
Jimbo: Hey, did you see that new pirate movie showing downtown?
Charlie: No, I sure haven't.
Jimbo; Me either, I heard it's rated Arrrrrr! (get it, rated R?)
Butch: Did you hear about that fight at the candy store the other day?
Betty: Oh, man I sure didn't. Why what happened? Was it bad?
Butch: Well, actually it was pretty bad- 2 suckers got licked! (I loved this one as a kid)
Patti: Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Dale: I dunno, why Patti?
Patti: Because you can see right through them!
Bo: How do you make fruit punch?
Gennie: Unsure, how?
Bo: Give it boxing lessons
Dixie: How do you stop a bull from charging?
Sue: I have no idea?
Dixie; You take away his credit card!
So that's it for now- but I am guessing that there is more where this came from! So no need to fret! I got you covered. See ya next time!