Favorite Joke Friday # 2

Make me laugh! {right now}

OK, it's Friday- Whoot, Whoot!  Can I get an AMEN!  

So glad there is a Friday in every week...

Well, that means Fave Joke Friday, where I get to tell silly jokes, have readers add some of their own silly jokes( got a real cute one last week in the comments section that made me chuckle) and laugh like a 4 year-old school girl while my husband wonders if he should really be encouraging  me or keeping his distance!  If you have some cute, funny ones, let me know and eventually there will be a list of some to pick and choose from to tell your little one(s) on the way home from school or something.  All right, here is what I got!

Week #2

Let the jokes begin!

Question: What do you call a pig who knows Karate?
Answer: A pork CHOP!

Question: Why do bicycles fall over?
Answer:  Because they are two-tired!

Question:Why couldn't the pirate play cards? 

Answer:Because he was sitting on the deck!  (I have to have at least 1 pirate joke I think)

 Question: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Answer: To get to the other slide

And this is a fave from childhood- Did you ever hear this one?

Railroad crossing, look out for the cars, can you spell that with out any R's?

Answer: T-H-A-T (can you spell THAT without any R's) it may take a second for the full effect to sink it in!

It was suggested that I needed a Knock - Knock joke.  I don't want to ignore my readers-So here it is! 

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Opportunity
That's silly.  Opportunity doesn't knock twice! 

And one more knock knock for good measure- 

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich please!

  
OK, if you insist, just one more knock knock!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Suspense!
Suspense who?

... 
Hello, suspense who?

 


Question: Why do bees have sticky hair?

Answer: Because they use honeycombs!

 Well, that's all I got for now  Hope you laughed and even giggled like a 4 year-old school girl!  I won't tell anyone if you did!