Make me laugh! {right now}
OK, so I love silly, old but funny jokes and thought that I would try to share some of my old favorites! Some are ones I grew up repeating, others I have learned along the way, but regardless, I am going to share them with y'all. I know, I know, jokes- the gifts that keep on giving. So here goes! And let me remind you that I am in no way a jokespert! You know, a joke expert. I just wanted to give a laugh while I took one for myself!
Week #1
Let the jokes begin!
Joke #1
Jimbo: Hey, did you see that new pirate movie showing downtown?
Charlie: No, I sure haven't.
Jimbo; Me either, I heard it's rated Arrrrrr! (get it, rated R?)
Joke #2
Butch: Did you hear about that fight at the candy store the other day?
Betty: Oh, man I sure didn't. Why what happened? Was it bad?
Butch: Well, actually it was pretty bad- 2 suckers got licked! (I loved this one as a kid)
Joke #3
Patti: Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Dale: I dunno, why Patti?
Patti: Because you can see right through them!
Joke #4
Bo: How do you make fruit punch?
Gennie: Unsure, how?
Bo: Give it boxing lessons
Joke #5
Dixie: How do you stop a bull from charging?
Sue: I have no idea?
Dixie; You take away his credit card!
So that's it for now- but I am guessing that there is more where this came from! So no need to fret! I got you covered. See ya next time!
Oh wow! some of these I remember quite well..HAHAHA! This was a first for me for # 4 :) that is probably funny in itself.
ReplyDeleteI am a perpetual 1st grader when it comes to jokes- the sillier the better I think. I like #4 too!
DeleteHa ha! These were great! I especially loved the first one. I can NEVER remember jokes, so I'll do my best to sear that one into my memory. And great goofy picture, too!
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Thanks,I hardly remember them either unless they are short- hence, these! thanks
Deletehahaha love "clean" jokes!!
ReplyDeleteThanks, it funny cause I wrote them for my friday post then saw that there was a sat link up for funny post and it was a match! Following back!
DeleteLOL! I love the bull one. Do you ever watch Ellen? I love her classic joke Tuesday.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comment & follow! Following back :)
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No prob! I do see her jokes and they make me laugh - she has a great sense of humor and they jokes are generally kid friendly which is even better! can't beat old jokes...thanks a bunch!
DeleteYou need a knock knock joke too...I remember those from being a kid! Thanks for the giggle!
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the same but I think that will be next friday...the Ones I like I could not remember...I had a huge joke book as a kid that I read nightly to my parents and I know they loved it, not- they could not wait for it to be over! I need to remember some of those old knock knocks. thanks!
DeleteWhen my daughter left for college (seven loooonnngg hours away) last fall, I wanted to stay connected. Sure, we text daily, call often and Skype at least once a week. I send letters with little gift cards and the occaisional care package, too. But, I wanted something a little more personal.
ReplyDeleteSo, each day last semester, I sent her a picture. It might be of the dog or something we were doing that day or maybe even something we were having for dinner. Just a way to connect. This spring, I decided to change it up. Every day (around 4pm - I have an alarm on my cell phone to remind me) I send her a cute little riddle. I wait for her to either guess or say "IDK" (after all, she IS a teenager, LOL), and then I give her the punch line. Today's riddle (sent just a few minutes ago) was:
- "How do Eskimos make their beds?"
- "With sheets of ice and blankets of snow!"
So far, I've found these silly little afternoon moments brighten my day and I know it brightens her stressful days, too. And staying connected? No problem!
Keep joking! :)
Oh, that is so sweet- I love Skype too! these jokes are definitely for the kid at heart but I love them because they are short and sweet and to the point and they just make me smile- I like yours too- and I can say that I have not heard that one before! I may have to use that with permission for this Friday coming up! I hope as my kiddos grow up, they sit and tell me their silliest jokes and giggle like it's the best thing since sliced bread! thanks a bunch!
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